| OK, Seriously, In regards to $urrealism and Revolution, NOV.1st |
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| Kwigd144 (kwigd144@aol.com) |
2003/10/30 23:04 |
THE AMERICAN PEOPLE DESERVES TO BE FREED OF TYRANNY
SO WE WILL BE COMING TO OHIO ON NOV.1st TO SELL YOU OUR GOODS!
Ultimatum by the International $urrealist Movement, (with 30% to you know who)
Telegram to George W. Bush, President of the United States of America
Do you believe in Surrealism? Well Mr.President, do you?????
Mister Bush:
Considering
1.
That your regime is illegal and tyrannic, because you have never been
democratically elected by the majority of the American people ; like some of
the groups that claim to speak for us as well.
2.
That you possess arms of mass destruction (nuclear, chemical and biological)
which you refuse to destroy ; Shame on you, Litterbug! Clean up that mess and
read our manifestos and publications! (some are actually for sale online, I am
not making this up)
3.
That you refuse to accept disarmament as well as control by the United Nations'
inspectors ; So stop being such a big bully, kind of like some $urrealists we
know.
4.
and you are a grave menace for the peoples of the whole world ; while we site
in cafes talking such shit and smoking some of that good ol' hookah, ain't that
a pipe!
We, surrealists of different countries, solemnly gathering in some terrible
cafe that charges too much for drinks, grant you fourty-eight hours to abandon
your regime and leave the United States Of America. You are surrounded by our
forces and without the slightest chance, so please BUY OUR
ARTWORKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.
Retreat and we guarantee your life will not be harmed and you may enjoy
political asylum in Afghanistan. But in the meantime, will you please come to
our opening reception on Nov.1st? Please? We want to SELL you
$URREALISM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
18.III.2003
The International $urrealist Movement
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