A POETASTER'S PICTORIAL PRESENTATION OF PECTORAL SELF-EXAMINATION,
IN A PLENARY SESSION CONTEXT OF PATRIARCHAL, HIERARCHICAL ORDERING
The characteristic theme of this dissertation concerns
an etymological analysis of the anal-retentive, post-agrarian
economy and its impact on patronymic social hierarchy.
This anomalous exploratory colonoscopy of neocolonialist tendencies
shall attempt to determine the potential for proliferation
of unprofitable polyps in the periphery of corporate assets,
a posteriori, under the guise of populist pretension.
An endoscopic examination of the axioms of economic development
reveals the dialectic of empirical didactic dictums, inserted
ceremoniously within the innermost enclaves of elite enemata.
This presumes the preexistence of epistemological urinalysis.
Perhaps the most curious of the current administration's epithetical
ideology is its near-total inability to envisage the synthesis
of entrepreneurial enuresis.
A scatological interpretation of neoconservative reconstructionist
theory invokes the postmodern paradigm of pathological
paterfamilias value systems as well as the fully dysfunctional
peccadillos of pedagogical priesthood.
As the French philosopher Diderot, progenitor of the Enlightenment,
once observed, "The Christian God is one who cares very much
for his apples, very little for his children".
What remains unclear is whether this conceptualization can
be reduced to an individual graffito of urban expressionism.
ABSURDITY AS AN ABSOLUTE
By now, few can doubt the cultural predomination
of pugnacious primitivism, a conservative penchant
for preserving the memories and traditions of our
mammalian ancestry, demonstrating that the reason for
such broad popularity lies not so much in Machiavellian
machinations, but in having a superior prehensile grasp
of the issues.
The raison d'etre for the realpolitik of Reagan era reactionary
rapprochement is the establishment of Executive privilege
in full regalia, a solemn occasion marked by the somnolent
ambulatory procession of the sovereign state toward
total insolvency.
Such reactionary rigor and righteous rigidity are now derigeur,
a Reagan Renaissance tempered only by a soupcon of francophobia,
at the thought of inadvertently using a French-sounding phrase.
J'ai le frisson quand j'y pense!
According to lecture notes purloined from a Boston University
colloquium, extolling the virtues of Immanuel Kant's
"categorical imperative", it is proffered that the
skipping of classicism is not the preferred path to
academic excellence, but rather that we must reject
Einstein's relativism and all other modern, secular influences.
Kant's deontology, as a subset of nonconsequentialism, argues
that duty is absolute, but draws a distinction between categorical
duties as opposed to contingent duties, which only need to be carried
out under certain empirical circumstances, and freely permit
preemptive expansion as embodied by global empire-building.
CAPACITANCE FOR SOLIDARITY IN RESISTIVE MEDIA
As demonstrated by Santos, et al [1], the spatial dialectic
of urban economies in underdeveloped countries is represented
by an M-C-M circuit.
Now let us examine the circuit M-C-M a little more closely.
It consists, like the other, of two antithetical phases.
In the first phase, M-C, or the purchase, the money is
changed into a commodity. In the second phase, C-M,
or the sale, the commodity is changed back again
into money.
However, the molten dielectric of the resistive media
encapsulates at least a portion of said partially
etched pre-circuit and fills said undercuts [2].
It would be doctrinaire folly to suppose that the
distinction between a bourgeois and proletarian
revolution would not be lost, if the relative
static permittivity of the material under given
conditions is shorted by a poorly placed globule
of solder, undermining the solidarity, and causing
an impedance imbalance that becomes hopelessly,
electrostatically fluxed.
THE SIGMA SEMINAR SERIES
The Sigma Series Lectures, at the Langley Research Center,
presented by the Virginia Air and Space Center in downtown
Hampton, provide to the general public this same opportunity for
exposure to interesting technical topics. These lectures,
however, are usually at a somewhat less detailed level, because
the audience may consist of people with non-technical
backgrounds in addition to local high school and college students.
Fabrication of articulation is frequent at the confabulations,
in the excited excrescence of the concrescence of great minds,
each vying to establish the primacy of conservative principle
over the fractured patella of every ideological opponent.
Recent speakers honored the seminal contributions
of such luminaries as Dick Armey (R-Texas, former professor);
Robin Vanderwall, Robert Bauman, Fred C. Smeltzer, Jr;
John Allen Burt, Paul Crouch, Nicholas Morency, Neal Horsley,
John Scmitz, and Dr. W. David Hager.
Despite a few congenital defects in the collegiality of
Catholic higher education, the speakers were greeted in a
congratulatory self-dinoflagellation of crimson tidings.
The series concluded with an expert dissertation on the fluid
dynamics of existential sexuality. The consensus view agreed that
any inflationary pressures in the financial heart of the national
economy would relieved by a devaluation of diastolic diastrophism.
A Hegelian critique of the event underscores the role of the mystic
as financial econopoetical advisor to the lovelorn, in order
to fulfill a destiny of self-justifying reality.
REFERENCES
[1] Volume 17 Issue 2-3 Page 127-135, September 1985
To cite this article: Milton Santos (1985)
Spatial Dialectics: The Two Circuits of Urban Economy
in Underveloped Countries
Antipode 17 (2-3), 127-135.
doi:10.1111/j.1467-8330.1985.tb00341.x
[2] United States Patent 20030231024
media resistivity, dialectic constant, and thickness sensor
Document Type and Number:U
Abstract:This invention relates to a method and apparatus
for measuring the resistivity, dialectic constant, and
thickness of a media. Such structures of this type,
generally, employ a pair of interdigital capacitive sensors
that contact only one side of the media.
URL: http://www.freepatentsonline.com/20030231024.html
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