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THE BATTLE OF PORK CHOP HILL
The kids from Cleveland refuse to eat
their special-ops pork chops
Send in black chopper and a Swat Team
to paddle their little pork rumps
Don't take their order,
We are giving the orders
With a sizzling side order of the
Special Baked Sea Scallops Ops
Pass the powder, Pass the Pork Chops,
Pass the Bisquits, Mirandy
and to hell with their Miranda rights
Taking Pork Chop Hill will be a bloody fight!
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1. Democratic Underground Forums - Mohamed Atta loved
pork chops, and ...
... 3. According to Keller, Atta loved pork chops. 4 ... the.
Special Prosecutor's Office. ... message. 2. can you say black ops,
yea I knew you could. ...
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=...
2. Home Page
Tara made us pork chops, green beans, and rice for supper.
Real good. ... 2. What does SEAL stand for when referring to the
Navy's special ops guys?
http://www.dastel.com/october12001.htm
3. Getfitnow.com - Your online exercise and fitness destination
...can be summed up easily: too many pork chops, not enough judo chops
. ... The Special Ops Workout - Elite Military Fitness.
Walk the Weight Away!
http://www.getfitnow.com/article_24.html
17. Heroes or Villains?
... He then was one of 18 survivors of Pork Chop Hill in Korea
(awarded silver Star there too ... Claims Major Corporal,
Special ops, pilot, Stealth and helicopter. ...
http://www.pownetwork.org/phonies/phonies55.htm
27. APRIL.04.pub
...the entire crew at Headquarters and on Truck 5 and Special Ops 5
and ... RECIPE OF THE MONTH Pan Seared Pork Chops With
Thyme-Dijon-Lemon Butter...
http://mydelraybeach.com/NR/rdonlyres/erfpdudfp4ehcdmso2s3vy...
35. Which Country has the Best TRAINED army? - BESTandWORST.com
...ballot by special_ops ACTIVE Mar 05, 2004 - Mar 05, 2005 Someone ...
full of farters, how the fuck can they fight eating so much
filthy pork chops...
http://www.bestandworst.com/pages/vote/vote-22766.html
41. the antifoodie
... man of the hour on special teams. He recovered a ... Hilligoss said
she would buy the pork chops herself. ... with their little pregame
4. marley's ghost. pork chop sandwiches!
.. (AP) Former King of Rock and Roll Elvis Presley took time out from
being dead on Monday to visit the site of Saddam Hussein's capture i
n Adwar, Iraq. ...
http://marleysghost.net/200401-index.htm
psy-ops campaign. I don't know ...
http://antifoodie.blogspot.com/2003_10_01_antifoodie_archive...
27. The Army Rumour Service Forums: View topic > Suicide bomber that ...
... in their eyes as a pork chop; the only difference is
that they wouldn't pick up a pork chop and play ... Nine years
in mid east cured me of Islam and Muslims. ...
http://www.arrse.co.uk/cpgn/index.php?name=Forums&file=v...
28. Moral Law
$2.99 - 18h 58m ? Bible says About Mohammed/muslim/islam/$1
$0.99 19h 27m ... MURDER=Human Pork Chop =HK OFFICAL DVD
$4.25 2d 1h 3m...
http://www.movieauctions.biz/auctions/Moral+Law
http://www.thoughtviper.com/tricklobster/theswarm.html
Dillman (minus his recently acquired Texas accent) orders
"All crews! Deliver your cargo, on target--NOW!" Maybe you
should've punched up that "On target" a bit more, Brad,
as we now see stock footage of C130s dumping Agent Orange
over the jungles of VIET NAM. Yes, the Houston Jungle, right
under the Texas Mountains. Hey, Irwin, here's five bucks,
buy a fucking atlas already.
"They're coming through it!" says Dr Ross.
"They've learned to live with it!" says Dillman in an
accent that sounds like Scarlett O'Hara crossed with
Norman Bates. They're immune to all pesticides!
Yes, they must be, as we've seen them survive
TEN WHOLE SECONDS. You know, if I sprayed a bug
point-blank with Raid, I wouldn't be peeing my pants
when it was not dead 10 seconds later. Don't invite
me for dinner over these guys' houses, as they'll be
serving pork chops that they've cooked for half a minute
and not understanding why the trichinosis worms
aren't dead. Maybe everything in this movie IS happening
in dog years!
Then, the Bee Alarm goes off. Wow, but there's a lot of
bee-triggered sirens in this movie. I wonder how you set
those up. Do they sense honey? I'll have to check
Radio Shack for one of those. Dillman gives a look
that says "Oops...Evacuated again!" General Dick
is equally unhappy. "So! The occupation of Houston
has begun! And General Thaddeus Slater is the first
officer in history to get his butt kicked by a mess
of BUGS!" AH-HAHAHA! Oh, General Thaddeus "Dick" Slater,
don't worry! You'll really go down in history as the officer
with the greatest amount of dialogue written by
retarded chimps!
3. AMystical1...Kitchen Witch
... Bake at 350' degrees for 25 to 30 minutes.
Garnish if desired. Adds a wonderful touch to the
Samhain pork chop casserole. Witches. ...
http://www.amystical1.com/kitchenwitch1003.htm
8. Halloween Groaners - I
... He tried to kill a vampire by driving a pork chop
through its heart because steaks ... A Scare-ousel:
(by Stan Kegel). Why don't witches like to ride their brooms ...
http://www.qis.net/~jimjr/misc136.htm
http://24.131.35.125:8080/Schmitz/Pride_monsters.htm
The Pork Chop Tree reveals the subtle dangers lurking
in a lethally loving plant.
19. Captain and Chop
Keeping the World Safe for the Squid and the Pork Chops.
Captain Squid, your idea of using a giant axon to escape
the scientists of the world has failed completely!
Perhaps you are right Pork Chop Boy. ...
Play dead Pork Chop Boy! Don't Potentiate! E
lectrode Man and Captain Squid fight to the death ...
http://madweb.stanford.edu/MBLNeurobio/captain_and_chop.htm
http://www.snpp.com/guides/foods.html
The family hasn't missed pork chop night since
the great pig scare in '87
7F11 Homer's never heard of a poisoned pork chop
Marge uses pork chops to symbolize a witch's brain
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