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"Dale Houstman" <dmh7@citilink.com> wrote in message
news:407CAED1.1040901@citilink.com...
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> john adams wrote:
> > "Dale Houstman" <dmh7@citilink.com> wrote in message
> > news:407BEC27.60007@citilink.com...
> >
> >>
> >> john adams wrote:
> >>
> >>> I'd like to hear more about hats. I'm thinking about opening a
> >>> small business soon.
> >>>
> >>> Thanks, j
> >>
> >>
> >> Hats are the only animals which will crawl into your hand to die,
> >> if you palm a piece of Velveeta.
> >>
> >> Hats abhor small businessmen.
> >>
> >> Hats have exo-skeletons made of hydrogenated felt, and they cling
> >> to the ceiling during the evening news. Don't look!
> >>
> >> Hats are gastropods who want to fly.
> >>
> >> Hats hear voices coming fronm your head.
> >>
> >> Hats might as well be doughnuts in a hurricane.
> >>
> >> 50% of America's hats voted for Republicans, and look what they got
> >> for the effort! 50% of America's hats voted for Democrats, and look
> >> what they got for the effort!
> >>
> >> If a hat climbs up a red ladder, it can't climb down again.
> >>
> >> Hats!
> >
> >
> > Excellent info! Just what I wanted to hear! Hats are going to be the
> > next big thing. I feel it: hats are going to be everywhere. Hats off
> > to hats and hats off to things!
> >
> >
> My suggestion: small businessmen should wear large hats, and large
> businessmen should wear small hats, and all businessmen should be
> stunned and thrown into the Fedorabbatoir and made into breakfast links.
Nonsense. Businessmen are businessmen. Blind and gag
the frogmen. They dont have ears and never listen to their
orders. Pump them full of air and float them across the
border. When you get the time. Drop your drawers
and salute the queen on your way home. Marry a
stag fish. Break out of jail and go loco.
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