| Re: Let's Get Metaphysical |
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| Dale Houstman (dmh7@citilink.com) |
2004/04/13 21:24 |
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From: Dale Houstman <dmh7@citilink.com>
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Subject: Re: Let's Get Metaphysical
Date: Tue, 13 Apr 2004 22:24:01 -0500
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john adams wrote:
> "Dale Houstman" <dmh7@citilink.com> wrote in message
> news:407BEC27.60007@citilink.com...
>
>>
>> john adams wrote:
>>
>>> I'd like to hear more about hats. I'm thinking about opening a
>>> small business soon.
>>>
>>> Thanks, j
>>
>>
>> Hats are the only animals which will crawl into your hand to die,
>> if you palm a piece of Velveeta.
>>
>> Hats abhor small businessmen.
>>
>> Hats have exo-skeletons made of hydrogenated felt, and they cling
>> to the ceiling during the evening news. Don't look!
>>
>> Hats are gastropods who want to fly.
>>
>> Hats hear voices coming fronm your head.
>>
>> Hats might as well be doughnuts in a hurricane.
>>
>> 50% of America's hats voted for Republicans, and look what they got
>> for the effort! 50% of America's hats voted for Democrats, and look
>> what they got for the effort!
>>
>> If a hat climbs up a red ladder, it can't climb down again.
>>
>> Hats!
>
>
> Excellent info! Just what I wanted to hear! Hats are going to be the
> next big thing. I feel it: hats are going to be everywhere. Hats off
> to hats and hats off to things!
>
>
My suggestion: small businessmen should wear large hats, and large
businessmen should wear small hats, and all businessmen should be
stunned and thrown into the Fedorabbatoir and made into breakfast links.
dmh
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