"john adams" <nospam@nospam.com> wrote in message
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> "Dale Houstman" <dmh7@citilink.com> wrote in message
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> Excellent info! Just what I wanted to hear!
> Hats are going to be the next big thing.
> I feel it: hats are going to be everywhere.
> Hats off to hats and hats off to things!
Just as long as you realise that you can't have hate without a hat.
97.4% of all evil people have, at one time or another, worn a hat.
George W. Bush has a hat collection to rival Imelda Marcos' shoe collection.
The invasion of Iraq was launched primarily to target Saddam Hussein's Hats
of Mass Distraction. Bush, being an imbecile, got the words wrong when he
described it to the press, who, it is important to note, ALL WEAR HATS WITH
LITTLE CARDS MARKED PRESS ON THEM ATTACHED TO THE HAT BAND.
When these hats are pressed, however, nothing happens other than the sun
slowly fades further until it eventually extinguishes itself in a bed of
roses and remorse, tucked in by a small panda bearing, of course, a hat.
Nick the Lemming
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