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"Dale Houstman" <dmh7@citilink.com> wrote in message
news:407BEC27.60007@citilink.com...
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> john adams wrote:
> > I'd like to hear more about hats. I'm thinking about opening a small
> > business soon.
> >
> > Thanks,
> > j
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>
> Hats are the only animals which will crawl into your hand to die, if you
> palm a piece of Velveeta.
>
> Hats abhor small businessmen.
>
> Hats have exo-skeletons made of hydrogenated felt, and they cling to the
> ceiling during the evening news. Don't look!
>
> Hats are gastropods who want to fly.
>
> Hats hear voices coming fronm your head.
>
> Hats might as well be doughnuts in a hurricane.
>
> 50% of America's hats voted for Republicans, and look what they got for
> the effort! 50% of America's hats voted for Democrats, and look what
> they got for the effort!
>
> If a hat climbs up a red ladder, it can't climb down again.
>
> Hats!
Excellent info! Just what I wanted to hear!
Hats are going to be the next big thing.
I feel it: hats are going to be everywhere.
Hats off to hats and hats off to things!
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