john adams wrote:
> I'd like to hear more about hats. I'm thinking about opening a small
> business soon.
>
> Thanks,
> j
Hats are the only animals which will crawl into your hand to die, if you
palm a piece of Velveeta.
Hats abhor small businessmen.
Hats have exo-skeletons made of hydrogenated felt, and they cling to the
ceiling during the evening news. Don't look!
Hats are gastropods who want to fly.
Hats hear voices coming fronm your head.
Hats might as well be doughnuts in a hurricane.
50% of America's hats voted for Republicans, and look what they got for
the effort! 50% of America's hats voted for Democrats, and look what
they got for the effort!
If a hat climbs up a red ladder, it can't climb down again.
Hats!
dmh
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