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Subject: Re: Are You Seeking A "Master" Rnglish [sic] Tutor?
Date: Sun, 04 Feb 2007 21:40:17 -0500
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"Master" Donn Cafaro, WESSKINT, International, wrote:
> I am a 6-yr retired senior on a small pension, sorely in need of
> supplemental PT earnings to supplement insufficient, recently depleted
> by major medical, family income!
Do you know that 'medical' is an adjective?
What noun does 'medical' modify in your exclamation?
>
> As a skilled K12 Primary and Middle level, General Academics, Private
> tutor for 28-years, and "Master" (Yes! I can honestly say that!),
> worldwide, ESL instructor for last 18-yrs, with (needless to say) heavy
> experience on 4-Continents around the world, including my own Greater
> Orlando area (of those 28-yrs),
Given all the hyphens and capitalizations that you used inappropriately, it is probably needless to say that written English is not something that you mastered.
> I am B.A. degreed in Liberal Arts,
Do you talk this way also?
If so, I would recommend that no one learns your style of Rnglish [sic].
> from a prestigious New York University,
If you don't name it, then it doesn't matter where it is located.
> with heavy credit load in ENGLISH and MATH, SCIENCES, etc.
- a New York university that shall remain nameless to protect the innocent.
> (graduated Cum Laude, with honors).
Thanks, professor, for the translation as well as the abuse of capitalization and uppercase letters.
> In addition, I have earned 2-yrs advanced studies degrees in Psychology
> & General Counselling...
... but nothing toward simple spelling.
> I have no "certifications" to offer, But I feel that my effective
> tutorial experience with U.S. and multi-national foreign students, is a
> viable, "proven" substitute...
All you proved is that your skill with English is at best mediocre.
> Please visit my website at: www.wesskint.org/OrlandoK12Tutor.html for
> additional tutorial, and CONTACT information.
Do you always insert: colons, hyphens, and commas, in sentences, for no reason?
Your website shows more of your incompetence with written English.
It does not show your license.
You are not a "master" at much more than deceiving yourself into believing that you are more qualified than what you actually are.
On <http://www.wesskint.org/> anyone can see the eight continents of the world.
Is this the way you teach geography?
The way you refer to Title IX insinuates that your sole interest is slender female children to whom your can offer your free "services".
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