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From: Pantomyne <Panto@myne.com>
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Subject: Re: A little Tuesday Humor for all
Date: 10 Jan 2006 07:47:02 -0600
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On Tue, 10 Jan 2006 10:13:55 GMT, Mephistopheles
<no-fixed@address.net> wrote:
>On 9 Jan 2006 23:25:01 -0600, Pantomyne <Panto@myne.com> wrote:
>
>>
>>After a typical Monday, which had turned to shit, a co-worker sent me
>>this little diddy.
>>
>>
>>THOUGHT YOU ALL MAY NEED A LITTLE HUMOR TODAY!!!!
>>
>>
>>THE MOST FUNCTIONAL ENGLISH WORD
>>
>>Well, it's shit ... that's right, shit! Shit may just be the most
>>functional word in the English language.
>>
>>Consider: You can get shit-faced, Be shit-out-of-luck, Or have shit
>>for brains.
>>
>>With a little effort, you can get your shit together, find a place for
>>your shit, or be asked to shit or get off the pot.
>>
>>You can smoke shit, buy shit, sell shit, lose shit, find shit, forget
>>shit, and tell others to eat shit.
>>
>>Some people know their shit, while others can't tell the difference
>>between shit and shineola.
>>
>>There are lucky shits, dumb shits, and crazy shits. There is bull
>>shit, horse shit, and chicken shit.
>>
>>You can throw shit, sling shit, catch shit, shoot the shit, or duck
>>when the shit hits the fan.
>>
>>You can give a shit or serve shit on a shingle.
>>
>>You can find yourself in deep shit or be happier than a pig in shit.
>>
>>Some days are colder than shit, some days are hotter than shit, and
>>some days are just plain shitty.
>>
>>Some music sounds like shit, things can look like shit, and there are
>>times when you feel like shit.
>>
>>You can have too much shit, not enough shit, the right shit, the wrong
>>shit or a lot of weird shit.
>>
>>You can carry shit, have a mountain of shit, or find yourself up shit
>>creek without a paddle.
>>
>>Sometimes everything you touch turns to shit and other times you fall
>>in a bucket of shit and come out smelling like a rose.
>>
>>
>>When you stop to consider all the facts, it's the basic building block
>>of the English language.
>>
>>And remember, once you know your shit, you don't need to know anything
>>else!!
>>
>>You could pass this along, if you give a shit; or not do so if you
>>don't give a shit!
>>
>>Well, Shit, it's time for me to go. Just wanted you to know that I do
>>give a shit and hope you had a nice day, without a bunch of shit. But,
>>
>>if you happened to catch a load of shit from some shit-head..........
>>Well........Shit Happens!!!
>>
>>Panto
>
>
>Hi, Panto!
>
>Just got round to sampling your jpegs of the 7th.
>
>What a beguiling little sweetie that Model Promotion, IMG 7XXXX looks
>to be.
>
>Thanks.
>
>Mephi
Yes indeedie! I really like the 7002, the damp hair, smile, and then
the Blazer, tie and Brit boy shorty pants and knee socks.
Why the blazes did we not continue that tradition here in the
Colonies.?
Pity!
Panto
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