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From: Mephistopheles <no-fixed@address.net>
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Subject: Re: A little Tuesday Humor for all
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Date: Tue, 10 Jan 2006 10:13:55 GMT
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On 9 Jan 2006 23:25:01 -0600, Pantomyne <Panto@myne.com> wrote:
>
>After a typical Monday, which had turned to shit, a co-worker sent me
>this little diddy.
>
>
>THOUGHT YOU ALL MAY NEED A LITTLE HUMOR TODAY!!!!
>
>
>THE MOST FUNCTIONAL ENGLISH WORD
>
>Well, it's shit ... that's right, shit! Shit may just be the most
>functional word in the English language.
>
>Consider: You can get shit-faced, Be shit-out-of-luck, Or have shit
>for brains.
>
>With a little effort, you can get your shit together, find a place for
>your shit, or be asked to shit or get off the pot.
>
>You can smoke shit, buy shit, sell shit, lose shit, find shit, forget
>shit, and tell others to eat shit.
>
>Some people know their shit, while others can't tell the difference
>between shit and shineola.
>
>There are lucky shits, dumb shits, and crazy shits. There is bull
>shit, horse shit, and chicken shit.
>
>You can throw shit, sling shit, catch shit, shoot the shit, or duck
>when the shit hits the fan.
>
>You can give a shit or serve shit on a shingle.
>
>You can find yourself in deep shit or be happier than a pig in shit.
>
>Some days are colder than shit, some days are hotter than shit, and
>some days are just plain shitty.
>
>Some music sounds like shit, things can look like shit, and there are
>times when you feel like shit.
>
>You can have too much shit, not enough shit, the right shit, the wrong
>shit or a lot of weird shit.
>
>You can carry shit, have a mountain of shit, or find yourself up shit
>creek without a paddle.
>
>Sometimes everything you touch turns to shit and other times you fall
>in a bucket of shit and come out smelling like a rose.
>
>
>When you stop to consider all the facts, it's the basic building block
>of the English language.
>
>And remember, once you know your shit, you don't need to know anything
>else!!
>
>You could pass this along, if you give a shit; or not do so if you
>don't give a shit!
>
>Well, Shit, it's time for me to go. Just wanted you to know that I do
>give a shit and hope you had a nice day, without a bunch of shit. But,
>
>if you happened to catch a load of shit from some shit-head..........
>Well........Shit Happens!!!
>
>Panto
Hi, Panto!
Just got round to sampling your jpegs of the 7th.
What a beguiling little sweetie that Model Promotion, IMG 7XXXX looks
to be.
Thanks.
Mephi
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