>wrote:
> and decided that we all needed to know the following...
>>
>>>wrote:
>>> and decided that we all needed to know the following...
>>>>
>>>>>wrote:
>>>>> and decided that we all needed to know the following...
>>>>>>
>>>>>>>wrote:
>>>>>>> and decided that we all needed to know the following...
>>>>>>>>On Thu, 25 Aug 2005 15:31:35 -0700, "Jon Q. Pubic "
>>>>>>>><jqp@justdownthestreet.ru> wrote:
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>In article <cobig1pghigvj3506f31drcjnr6i2bgn9f@4ax.com>,
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> On 21 Aug 2005 08:11:03 -0500, Daytek <Daytek@isp.com> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>> decided that we all needed to know the following...
>>>>>>>>>> >
>>>>>>>>>> >> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>> >> decided that we all needed to know the following...
>>>>>>>>>> >>>
>>>>>>>>>> >>>>On 9 Aug 2005 09:23:04 -0500, Daytek <Daytek@ABPEPT> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>> >>>> decided that we all needed to know the following...
>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>On Sun 07 Aug 2005 04:47:10a, Kr@zy. wrote:
>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>> I was asked to tie up the loose ends from a list I was given.
>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>> This was #2 on the list, and came with explicit directions and the
>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>> following statement.
>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>> Julie
>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>> ***************************************
>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>> "It's not a motorcycle, Honey; it's a chopper."
>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>> -"Where did you get the chopper?"
>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>> "It's Zed's."
>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>> -"Who's Zed?"
>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>> "Zed's dead, baby."
>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>> 134'.
>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>> Who knows, I probably didn't feel a thing.
>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>> But, if'n yer reading this, I am a panvake.
>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>> It's quality, not quantity.
>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>> In life. In business. In Everything.
>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>> NEVER forget that.
>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>> I had quite a ride.
>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>> It was never boring.
>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>> From Da Nang to Detroit; Katmandu to Kalamazoo...been there and
>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>> bought the t-shirt.
>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>> -------------------------
>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>> I'll get the "persoals" out of the way before I say my last piece.
>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>> In California: Thanks to Becky for the weekend at Venice Beach.
>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>> To Jim...thanks for the use of your cc when I needed it.
>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>> And thanks for defending our country.
>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>> Thanks to Frank, in Minnie-soda...thanks for the PC and the wisdom
>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>> you imparted that you don'tseem to know you posess.
>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>> To my favorites...Groucho, Wildman, Pall Mall, Fastman, Checkmate,
>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>> Sarge, Fizz and too many more to mention; some living, some not...I
>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>> bid you peace...peace of mind and spirit.
>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>> To my unfavorites...GOTCHA!
>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>> I was always better than you...because I NEVER disliked anyone.
>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>> Here, and in RL, it was a dangerous fault of mine.
>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>> I save for last..."Arizona Bob".
>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>> Thanks for taking up the collection.
>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>> Thanks for your kindnesses to Georgia.
>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>> Thanks for being "real"; even when it hurt.
>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>> One of my biggest regrets in life is that I couldn't find the right
>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>> words for you. You are a Good man...with a bad attitude.
>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>> I should have been able....
>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>> because I did it for myself.
>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>> I'm sorry.
>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>> I hope you find some peace of mind before you go.
>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>> Trust me, please. It IS in there.
>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>> ------------------------------------
>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>> Last Wishes------------Krazy. 4-8-2005
>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>> I wish:
>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>> -humans didn't exist. It is a painful tormented life to be a human.
>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>> If there is a god, he is a sadist. Being a human, and "knowing", is
>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>> nothing but 70 years of mental angquish.
>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>> -the humans that are here, would use what they "know"; and Stop It.
>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>> Pick your peeve "It".
>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>> We don't matter.
>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>> Our lives, don't matter.
>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>> Nut, if everyone got together and Stopped It,...this could be a good
>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>> life without the angquish.
>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>> -I wasn't blind.
>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>> I wasn't done.
>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>> Life is a game of Bingo on a train.
>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>> You are always going somewhere.
>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>> Sometimes your number comes up.
>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>> More often, it doesn't.
>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>> I was very wrong about life...
>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>> It IS fair.
>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>> Ya just can't win every game.
>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>> Nothing unfair there; just unpleasent.
>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>> We all share the same destination: mulch.
>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>> Whether through a god or evolution of chemical reactions; all life
>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>> on earth hasas it's lowest common denominator; mulch. Fair and
>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>> unfair have nothing to do with mulch.
>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>> -there was a god...and I was him.
>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>> Beyond the fact I'd give myself a bigger dick....
>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>> I'd make livin' fun.
>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>> No war, hunger or nationalities.
>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>> One big Terra Firma Ball.
>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>> It's the very least a god can do.
>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>> <that's why I never believed. theGod in ALL human religions is an
>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>> ego-maniacal sadist. Fact. Period.>
>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>> -I had more time.
>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>> Which is odd.
>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>> It doesn't even exist. Hmmmmm.
>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>> ------------------------------
>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>> That's it from here.
>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>> No.
>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>> I ain't gonna say, "Rosebud.".
>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>> Rosebud.
>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>> --
>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>> Krazy
>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>> Head Zookeeper (Ret.)
>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>> Pedo University
>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>> Mt. Butler Annex
>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>> Registered Blind Guy
>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>> 1950-2005
>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>---------------------------------
>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>He posted this to alt.pub, abpept, kissy, aub's froup.
>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>If you ever come back, thought you would like to read about it.
>>>>>>>>>> >>>>
>>>>>>>>>> >>>>Wildman is probably dead too.<s>
>>>>>>>>>> >>>
>>>>>>>>>> >>>So could we be. <s>
>>>>>>>>>> >>
>>>>>>>>>> >> "I post, therefore, I am."---Fastman, ca, 2005.
>>>>>>>>>> >>
>>>>>>>>>> >> --
>>>>>>>>>> >>
>>>>>>>>>> >>
>>>>>>>>>> >> A dunce for all seasons.
>>>>>>>>>> >>
>>>>>>>>>> >>
>>>>>>>>>> >> Quote: "I never met a dunce I liked."
>>>>>>>>>> >>
>>>>>>>>>> >
>>>>>>>>>> >Doesn't wildman still owe you money?
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> Yes, yes he does!
>>>>>>>>>> US$14.93....plus interest.
>>>>>>>>>> He now owes me US$23,000!!!
>>>>>>>>>> --
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> A dunce for all seasons.
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> Quote: "I never met a dunce I liked."
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>Everyone owes Fastie money, and he owes almost every one a yak, or so I
>>>>>>>>>here.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>a yak? man, he owes me some herds by now.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>Liar! Last herd I sent over there for exhibition purposes only, you
>>>>>>>and Lawrence stole.
>>>>>>>Bah!
>>>>>>
>>>>>>Lawrence? Who the hell is Lawrence? I smell evil!
>>>>>
>>>>>Short memory, eh, my lil' commie?
>>>>
>>>>Sometimes it's the straight road down to a quiet evening, my dear
>>>>capitalist, isn't it? In Lawrence's case, it sure is.
>>>
>>>You do know that Lawrence is gay, right?
>>Picking on minorities today, are we? First it was transies, now it's
>>gays?
>
>I take what I can get.
>It's the capitalist philosophy.
IMO, being capitalist reduces your options on perversions.
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