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| FastmanŽ (NoW@ayJose.com) |
2003/12/12 12:07 |
>NoW@ayJose.com tossed this thought out into the electronic ether for all of us
>here to read, and said.......
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>>
>>>NoW@ayJose.com tossed this thought out into the electronic ether for all of
>us
>>>here to read, and said.......
>>>>
>>>>Didn't mean to pass over the accomplishments of your youngest one.
>>>>From the sounds of it, congratulations are in order, for the both of
>>>>you.
>>>>Congratulations!
>>>>
>>>>--
>>>
>>>Thank you very kindly, my friend. As you probably noted I am very proud of
>>>her. She continues to exceed expectations. I just spoke with her by
>telephone
>>>and she is "chomping at the bit" to return home for the holiday. I must
>admit
>>>I am rather anxious myself; I miss her a great deal!!!
>>
>>Question:
>>Are you able to keep the buttons on your shirt from popping off?
>>
>>Had I a daughter, I wish she could be yours.
>>Hey, wait just a damned minute, you keep you hands off of my mythical
>>wife.
>>You pervert!
>>
>>--
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>You accuse me of putting my hands, fingers, etc. into other people's personal
>affairs? How on earth do you believe I ended up with such a wonderful
>daughter?
>Yes the buttons are popping off my shirt. And to add to the pride I feel for
>her, they have chosen her as a model for their promotional admissions
>literature and cited her as an example of the school's benefits!!!
Good lord, man! What's next for her? I'd wager that if she got a
job, or a scholarship, so that you didn't have to foot the bill for
her schooling, you faint.<s>
--
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Coordinator, *Yaks for the Yakless, International*
Voted *Usenets Most Trusted Person In History*, 1956 - 2004.
Declared *The Hardest Working Dunce In All Of Usenet*, 1963 - 2004.
Quote: "I have never met a dunce I've liked!"
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