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On 06/02/2016 01:11, Old Geezerr wrote:
> For you guys who were Airborne.
>
> Got this from the Humor Reruns newsgroup:
>
> A young man joined the Army and signed up with the paratroopers.
> He went though the standard training, completed the practice jumps
> from higher and higher structures, and finally went to take his
> first jump from an airplane. The next day, he called home to his
> father to tell him the news.
>
> "So, did you jump?" the father asked.
>
> "Well, let me tell you what happened. We got up in the plane, and
> the sergeant opened up the door and asked for volunteers.
> About a dozen men got up and just walked out of the plane!"
>
> "Is that when you jumped?" asked the father.
>
> "Um, not yet. Then the sergeant started to grab the other men
> one at a time and throw them out the door."
>
> "Did you jump then?" asked the father.
>
> "I'm getting to that. Every one else had jumped, and I was the
> last man left on the plane. I told the sergeant that I was too
> scared to jump. He told be to get off the plane or he'd kick my
> butt."
>
> "So, did you jump?"
>
> "Not then. He tried to push me out of the plane, but I grabbed
> onto the door and refused to go. Finally he called over the Jump
> Master. The Jump Master is this great big guy, about six-foot five,
> and 250 pounds. He said to me, `Boy, are you gonna jump or
> not?'
>
> I said, `No, sir. I'm too scared.' So the Jump Master pulled down
> his zipper and took his penis out. I swear, it was about ten inches
> long and as big around as a baseball bat! He said, `Boy, either
> you jump out that door, or I'm sticking this little baby up your
> ass.'"
>
> "So, did you jump?" asked the father.
>
> "Well, a little, at first."
>
>
>
> Dave:
> Old age comes at an inconventient time
>
> HONK if you do everything people tell you to do.
>
:-)
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