On Fri, 29 Apr 2011 07:41:12 +1000, doir <not_dior@abcp.invalid>
wrote:
>Pixie <Pixie@AnnWheatley.com.invalid> wrote:
>>On Thu, 28 Apr 2011 09:50:44 +1000, doir <not_dior@abcp.invalid>
>>wrote:
>>
>/snipT
>
GB is dry humping our chat... he's satisfied?? much??
ROFL...
Age 15 is his benchmark for intelligent conversation??
Punching above his weight in that case, is he... /laff
/later....
Oh, it just gets better... /laff
It installs the PREY trojan??? And this is undetectable??
Issat so?? He knows this... how??
ROFL...
Man... some days GB should just keep quiet and pretend he has some
intelligence...
Oh... wait...
>>>I had to buy it just to make sure me
>>>photo wasn't on Page3<g>
>>>
>>What? Today is Court News day?? You been speeding again??
>>/snigger...
>>
>They impounded me donkey last Thursday!
>
And He's enjoying the rest immensely...
Hee_haw@ewe !!
>/snipT
>
>>>Or a huge wardrobe?
>>>
>>You haven't read about the GGeneral being razzed about spending on
>>clothes?? With the GG off to the wedding... I'm interested to see what
>>She is wearing...
>A fine woman is our GG. I am sure her will be a match for Lizzie:-)
>
A fine woman who get's Her Ockerisms all mixed up...
Been hanging around Kruddy too long??
>>The GG even got razzed about the flowers She spent money on.
>>She can...(spend on flowers) cos She don't spend nuffin' on FOOD...
>>ROFL...
>>
>Yes,, "fine" that way too.. mheh heh
>Built for sliding speed?
>
You tellin' me, or askin' me??
Knowing your penchant for old scraggy hags...prolly tellin'...
/evil grin
>>Bit of a shame, but She doan need the bad Press about anything else at
>>the moment.sin
>>
>I think the Chinese plumb wore her out!
>Looking a tad second-hand on Telly last night... mmmmm?
>
Missed it. Was cleaning out the fish tank whilst I was still feeling
up to it.
>/snipT
>>>Nothing like a good leg cross to lift a movie!
>>>
>>Am lookin' forward to hearing your views on Thatcher crossing
>>Her legs... mehehehe.
>>
>Well.. if her is slow about it I aint objecting!
>
Can't focus yer eyes so well, these days??
Hands ya a broom... fer the cobwebs...
/grin
>Heh.. heard recently in the corridors of an RSL
>hospice.. "He is a good sort!".
>Gran 'whispering' to her G'DIL as a rather portly
>shuffling octarian male ambled by.
>
He prolly has a vewwy nice personality.... /grin
An' it's octagenarian... you just described an octopus.../laff
Mebbe Herself was just wishing He had that many hands??
ROFL
>>Sometimes there were real women politicians... and then there were
>>people like Natasha Spot the Destroyer...>
>
>I liked that Rice bird.. in the US gummint.
>Nice body and not too loud around the lips.. know what I mean?
>
Since when were you interested in demure Ladies??
Germs will not be happy with you!
An'... as far as Condy went... /clicks tongue... She was workin' with
George W....
'Bout time She went and got a real job... meheheh
>>Makin' it hard to be taken seriously, about anything.... mehehhe...
>>What's Herself doing now??... Oh yes... raising chillun...
>>Go figure!! Mother Nature wins again.... meheheh.
>>Get in on the ground level, leave with a lifetime pension and then go
>>get a REAL job.... /snigger...
>>
>I think it was the blonde hair...?.. no?
>/ducks
>
It was what was under the blonde hair.... NUFFIN'!!! /laff
>>>Would herself remember who the royals are?
>>I doan think She's lost the plot?? Has She??
>>
>Last I heard.. yes.. "google it" <bg>
>
I did, yesterday. Nobody mentioned nuffin' about dementia.
Although... anyone in politics has to be brainless to start wiff...
Those that can, do... an' that like...
Those that can't... enter politics...
/snicker...
>>Thought She was just old and frail now?? She spent time in hospital
>>late last year, I thought it had to do wiff dat??
>>She's 85ish... Denis is 95!!! He deserves a medal!!
>>
>Indeed he does.. "Iron Maiden" wasn't far off the
>mark.. methinks.. heh heh
>
Iron Pants... I'm thinkin'...
>>>hey..!.. Barry and the Missus diddun get invited..!.. that's a cool
>>>$30M saving on its own!
>>>
>>Heh, see below... not saved at all!
>>
>mmmm.. would have happened anyway.. as I see it.
>That's apolitical.. this is Family.
>BIG difference.
>
Sarkosy wassun invited either...
Since when did Ian Thorpe become "Family"??.... /laff
>>I reckons more will be spent just guarding Barry next month than will
>>be spent guarding the current 1900 guests...
>>
>The Yanks will pay that tab... bet on it.
>
With their current exchange against the BP??
Ya reckon??
And what if the sniper misses and hits a Brit instead??... They have
gotta be nervous about that?? No??
They was touting our dollar would be $1.15 Yankee by the end of the
year. That's serious (for the US) if it becomes true.
And, as an aside... you reckon they is so concerned about His safety
when they just made Him front with His birth cert??
Hilarious!! Like Hughesy said last night, Barry has a passport ...
/smacks forehead!!! It would have to have been the slowest news day in
the US in a long time.../laff
What?? They frisk you to death at the airport, but nobody thought to
check if the incoming President was born on hallowed soil BEFORE they
let Him run for Prez??
Seriously... the world is getting dumber, not smarter...
>>>Yeh.. "at Grannys".. heh, would they be entertained as
>>>at a wedding feast at 'my' Grannys!
>>>
>>Witchety grubs and eucalypt tea?? Mebbe not so much!
>>
>naaaaahhh... cycad bread and bush honey.. as "scones"!
>http://www.aschoonerofscience.com/?p=1336
>
Hope yer Missus can cook... !! They sound, um... delicious... not!
Mehee.
>>>Hope they are used to having their tea stirred with a finger!
>>>
>>/hands over eyes... /laff
>>No comment about where that finger has been.... :-D
>>I'll bring my own cup... and spoon! ... /giggle...
>>
>Its ok.. we gave up using newspaper in the dunny, save
>the trees ya noe.. and now have rolls of Dawn mounted
>on the wall.
>"Clean hands Mum"... see!:-))))
>
I'll bring me own Sorbent as well... knowing how quick things turn
mouldy up your way... /grin
>>>But they gotta have footmen/persons to pickup the horseshit!
>>>
>>Noooooooo... you haven't heard??
>>They will be picked up by the Plebs and sold on Ebay....
>>
>Never happen.. them Poms would be too tight to supply
>the packaging!
>
I never sayed they was gonna wrap them...
It's not bleedin' fish and chips!! rofl...
>>/serious... I thought they was given enemas beforehand??
>>The horses... not the footmen... /laff
>>
>Could well be... but then there is still the problem of
>gas... how embwassmint!
>
No gas after an enema. No nuffin', really... /laff
>>>Dum and Dumma?
>>>
>>Everyone loves a love story. No matter the cost.
>>
>yeh.. right. We see how much Chad ran theirs over
>the DVD player.. "ran" and "over" being key words<g>
>
Di knew what She was getting into.
Being typically woman, She thought She could change Him.
Chad liked older scrags too much... mehehe
What is that about?? /laff
>>>Bloody hope none of our taxes are paying for anything
>>>more than a bloody air ticket!
>>>
>>I doan even know what our Pressie was... you??
>>/later...
>>Hey... even cynical you will have to think this is pretty good.
>>It's reported that all they want for wedding gifts are donations to
>>charity. The giver gets to pick the charity.
>>
>It avoids the protocol problems in getting _nothing_!!
>/laff
>
It beats getting a lot of naff presents from peasants with no taste,
is what it does! They ain't at all dumb!
>>Australia donated $25K to the Royal Flying Doctor Service....
>>NZ donated to the ChCh earthquake appeal...
>>Well... that's a bit nice of them!! Aye?!! Give ourselves our own
>>money!!.... /giggle...
>A more meaningful gesture would for it to have come from
>the Windsor coffers.. ya think?
>
Um... /tap tap... that's not usually how it works at a wedding.
It's all about the bride and groom on that day, ya know...
Oh... wait...
/snigger...
>oH yeh.. that's right.. they are busted arse broke also.. down
>to their last $10B.
>
Envy doesn't become you!
Money don't buy you happiness.
/echo... echo.... echo....
>>>I can do charcoal barra and home-brewed gingerbeer for
>>>a $10/hd tab... mheh heh heh
>>>
>>Oh!! I lurrrrrve home made ginger beer!!!
>>
>Ours is a full brew.. when I make it. You can handle 8%?
>
8% of what?? ginger?? That could be painful, I'm shure!
Burnies!
>>Not so fond of shitty barra... /blachk...
>>Make it flathead and I might "repondez s'il vous plait" wiff a "oui".
>>Barra is for those who is just pretendin' to be posh....
>>/grin...
>>
>It is easy to get.. is all.
>
Oh! Choice!! Mud tasting barra for your invited guests.....
>I aint spending good hours
>hunting down Maori Rass to feed a mob!
>
If it made you look good, you would hunt down the Kracken...
/laff
You ain't foxin' me none... you doan know what a paper plate looks
like!
>>>I am still examining the label on the sock found under the bed.
>>>Just to be certain HIS family can afford my brand of beer!
>>>
>>/visions of....
>>Kit riding the length and breadth of Queensland on His horrrrse to
>>find the owner of said Merino double knit sock... to marry your Fair
>>Maiden Daughter and buy you beer in your retirement...
>>rofl...
>>Good luck wiff dat...
>>
>I am greasing the saddle right about now<g>
>
So you keep slipping off?? And thus the mission is abandoned?
Poor Fair Maiden... always the bridesmaid... meheheh
>/snipT
>
>>Corgis is vicious when they doan like you!
>>
>Well.. thankfully Lizzy does, like us.. and we her.
>So the corgis can just lump it:-)
>
Yes, She does seem to have a strange fascination for us Colonials.
>>>Blue blood on the carpet will prolly match the curtains!!
>>>
>>They doan bite their own!! Silly!
>>They bite the Plebs! Tastier... I'm shure!
>>
>Them ecerary fellas are plebs?
>
You thought otherwise?
Everyone is a pleb if'n their last name ain't Wales.
>>>.. gotta run.
>>>Great to see you up and about:-)
>>>
>>Yeah, a short reprieve is always welcomed.
>>Unexpected, so makin' the most of it.
>>
>Good.. do not push it, K?
>Spots of fine chat make a pleasant change around
>these parts. Few of us left!
>
>/looks around
>
>I may have to revise that number.. mheh heh heh
>
Mebbe they is just too busy??...
OK... mebbe not...
>>>HUGE Easter here and then ANZAC day to just make
>>>it more complicated...
>>>Who wrote THAT calendar..?.. hadda be a goil<g>
>>>
>>I doan believe it was a woman who sent all those Diggers to their
>>deaths on that day.... you??
>>Men and their wars... simple creatures, so easily amused by things
>>that go "bang"....
>>
>feh.. feh I say, woman.
>Twas some yGen people mover wanting to get the stone throwers
>and the missile launchers all together on the one weekend and git
>done with the crucifications and gassings!
>
And I thought it was the Equinox... that being around a long time
before any of the above... (!)
I'm reading the wrong book??
>>ps... jus' noticed your receive pic of the CnStitch files. Mine was
>>different again. Same "all over the place" arrival though.
>>
>/nods
>tis crap alright...
>/grumble
>
I was waiting for the "virus" whinge to start.
The same people that had the same problem with the last time it was
posted could have jumped in here.
Everyone thought it was a virus the last time. 2009.
It's the crack, people. Virus checkers always return it as a virus.
The fact the ones that went through this last time, sat and said
nothing this time... pains me.
>>I never woulda picked your Litmus paper to be blue!! I reckons you
>>should do the test again!
>Say whaaaa.. I aint acidic enuff already!
>
I'm hoping you are kidding!
Human pH (lick the paper) and the pH paper test turns blue?
This is good.
I ain't so certain the pH test for human spit is the same as litmus,
cos pink doesn't come into the equation.
It's more like the fish tank water test. Blue down to yellow.
If human pH is on the yellow side, then you are not well. Cancer
sufferers and those with degenerative organ failure return a yellow
colouring. Arthritis sufferers as well, because of the lack of
calcium.
Cancer cannot survive in an alkaline dominant body. So blue tones are
what you are looking for.
Soooooo... eat more leafy greens and give the soft drink a miss.
You want your pH (ideally) to be a healthy 7.4.
Tis what had me lookin' at yer 6.5... that' s not something to aspire
to unless you are soil!
>>Hey... now DS is over, my Usenet lag seems to be gone. Not sure how
>>that works...
>Me neither.. never understood it, a stoopid idea.
>
Yeah... prolly a Qld idea to bring down the southern states.../laff
>Took us two years to unblock those cow udders the year
>we tried it here.. bloody disaster! And no Fed gummint
>funds as relief neither.. not in those days!
>
Always with your hands out for financial compensation....
Sooks... all of ya!
/rolls eyes... mehehe.
Now it's six months a year... it's still freakin' hot... who cares
what time it is??
>.. the day starts.
>
>cYa:-)
>
Hmmm! Fridays... gotta love 'em!
Don't forget to put the telly on to watch the wedding... /laff
Pixie :-))
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