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On Sun, 11 Oct 2009 14:13:42 +1000, in alt.binaries.crafts.pictures
Pixie <Pixie@AnnWheatley.com> wrote:
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>>I am guessing you have done this once or twice to know the
>>lesson, certainly "compounding negative factors" are not
>>your forte!
>>I smell bleeding fingers and ragbag filling!
>>
>Just observant, is all.
I see I see..
Well then ..*you* will have something to say then when I upload
my latest creation.. something that at this point in time.. sitting
here in the lounge, sucking a beer , watching the race and punching a
design (who said men carnt do more than one thing at once!), something
that is beginning to look like a zombie strawb shortcake goil!
Any clues on how to imitate a tatami stitch , manually?
It looks like something like "knit one perl two!"!!
/laff
>You could split the design in half, but you would want to be good at
>aligning.... not many have the patience for that.
>
I tried one some years ago.. a huge map of Africa.. had to have three
weeks "lectro-shock" treatment after that one!!
>And splitting applique is an art.
>
I will keep my hammer .n. chisel away from it then.. says the guy who
dropped David's weenie on the concrete!
>>... silence from me as the less MiL knows about
>>my sex life the better off we all are!
>>
>The better off we ALL (in here) are too..../grin
>
awwww.. spoil-sport!
>>"I have a lovely idea!
>>
>Least Herself is still having them.....no?
.. bloody fantasms!
Had to practically carry her in and out of there..
"oh Dear, I didn't think it would be quite so hot!"
[grunt]
"tis all those brawny calves and pheromone ridden
Stetsons making your heart palpitate.. ya horny old bag"
/rotfl
>"lovely" --> prolly!, fun for you--> prolly not so much!
>
/nods..
seen one market you seen them all.. I reckon.
Mix in one "little old lady" handling everything and saying ..
"and how much do you want for this Dear"
"OH.. *that* much!
Do you give Pensioner discount!"
Me goes and finds a bar to lean on at this point in the "browsing"
as MiL will be half an hour haggling the poor lass down $1..!
>>"Lets all go to the Farmers Markets.. I have never
>>been to a Farmers Market"
>>
>Yeah.... something only de po' people frequent.... why am I not
>surprised?
>Couldun get Her a lift on the Community Bus?? Aye?
>That's what us common folk haveta do..... /grin
>
What's a bus?
>>[grunt]
>>"same as any other market , only they sell Farmers.. and you
>>are too old to start with that sorta thing now. Besides, the missus
>>wants the inheritance to herself. You keep your legs together!"
>>
>You have children as well?? Grandchillun?? That's a lot to spread
>that inheritance around..... won't be much left after probate and
>taxes!
>
I was keeping the GC quiet around these parts.
Don't want to be flooded with "Oh.. so you are not the last !!"
heh heh .. Usenet lives on<bg>
>>If you want a little old bag to sew them appliques to..?.. I have just
>>the thing.. even do Express Post... and pay the tab!!
>>
>rofl.... that's just plain naaaaaaaasty!! /cackle
Only if they lost her!!
>By the time Herself is finished with you, I reckons YOUR bags won't be
>worth embroidering on......ROFL
>
gotta catch me first..
I superglued the wheels on her walking frame, last year. This after
she bolted down an airport ramp into the glass at the observation
platform.. totally lost control!
Of course the whole gallery of peanuts pissed themselves llaffin'.
Me,. I got "sin-binned" for a week after leaving her on her own!
>>>Go Lowndesy!!... cos when He goes to Holden, He ceases to exist!
>>>Traitor!
>>>
>>It is just cars to me at the moment.. I think I will find a team to
>>back.
>>
>They are all "teams"....... /rolls eyes.
Really!!
I thought they were just colours??
Like "red team, blue team, yella team???
Maybe I shouldn't be driving a news reader???
>You may want to back Russell .... he's old......./snigger
>
/scratches haid
Russell.. mmm.. Russssssell..
I know I know.. Russel Morris !!!
>>If you can see the difference today between a Holden and a Ford you
>>have a far more developed eye than mine <g>
>>
>Easy to tell the difference.... Holden's smell like poop...... ROFL
>.... and yes..... it's called Smellavision......./cackle
>
heh.. only in NSW... what doesn't have a 'flavour'.. down there<bg>
You guys whinge about some sily bit of smoke.. FFS!
/ducks
>Pixie :-))
>>
>>cheerio
..that's four things I am doing now :->>>>
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